Anonymous asked: Post a shirtless photo. I want to see your chest deformity that you mentioned.
I will on my 18th Birthday on one condition. You say who this is.
To anyone that knows me personally, and more specifically, my past situations with Mike.
I SAID NO TO HIM >D.
That’s it….
I was just super proud of me…..
so I had to share….
:D.
any one who doesn’t reblog this is dead
There are still 11 hours and 34 minutes left in today….wouldn’t it be funny if I died in that time?
(Source: 0beymysupreme)
Barbie, You don’t put mirrors in the kitchen.How the fuck are you taller than your own fridge, barbie?
can i has coookie?
IS THAT BACON?!
Geez Barbie, what’s with all the dishes in the sink? Talk about unsanitary— MOLD can grow on those Barbie, MOLD.
Barbie, you forgot to put the sponge away again. What the fuck Barbie? Get it the fuck together.
Barbie, why are your magnets shaped like sushi?
BLOODY TORSO ON THE FLOOR
FORGET THE TORSO!
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BOILS FEET AND BAKES HANDS? IT’S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
LOOK AT YOUR LIFE BARBIE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES
BARBIE, YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE HEAD IS JUST GOING TO EXPLODE IN THERE, RIGHT?
WHAT THE FUCK BARBIE!? PUT SOME SHOES ON. IT’S BASIC FUCKING HYGIENE.
OMFG, AND YOU FOOD LEFT OUT ON THE SIDE BARBIE.MAKE KEN SOME SANDWICHES YOU FILTHY WHORE.
oh barbie, you dirty slut, why are you looking at the girl’s boobies ???
HEY, COOKIES
FUCKING SUSHI MAGNETS!
Psh, this is sooo fake! I mean, who has a door to the rain forest in there kitchen?! THAT IS A CLOSET, MISS, NOT THE FUCKING DOOR TO NARNIA!!!
BARBIE. THE RED BLOOD CLASHES WITH YOUR PINK SHIRT. SLACKING, I SEE?
BARBIE, PUT YOUR HAIR UP. THAT SHIT COULD GET IN THE FOOD.
BARBIE YOU DON’T EVEN FIT THROUGH YOUR DOOR. EVERYTHING IS IRRELEVANT.
BARBIE. HOW MANY DIFFERENT FUCKING SECTIONS DO YOU NEED IN YOUR FRIDGE? THE FUCK.
DAYUM BARBIE YOU’RE WORSE THAN TYRONE.
Oh God… i cant i cant ^^
Perfect post is perfect.
(Source: theprettyletdown)
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)
Not gonna happen.
About me
I'm a seventeen year old chick from the horrible state of Minnesota. I'm kinda scene, kinda hipster, kinda punk, kinda average. I'm a total stereotype, but I've never even heard if anyone like me. My headphones are a permanent fixture. I used to be a total loner but now I'm coming out of my shell. My number of friends is constantly increasing. My blog will be stuff that makes me laugh, I like a lot, guys and chicks, or stuff about my life.I follow back most times, but not always. I won't get offended if you unfollow or criticize me.
Ask me things?
5T4S
